Ah, February—the month when New Year’s resolutions have already collapsed, your enthusiasm for 2025 has vanished, and the universe is throwing lemons at your face instead of handing them to you to make lemonade. If this year is already shaping up to be a disaster, don’t worry—you’ve still got ten months to begrudgingly endure it. Here’s how to survive the madness with your sanity (mostly) intact. 1. Lower Your Expectations (No, Lower… Even Lower) Remember how you thought this would be your year and time to shine? How adorable! Now let’s bring those expectations down. No, lower. Keep going. There it is—just aim for “Didn’t Completely Fall Apart,” and you’re golden. 2. Take Life One Day (or One Snack) at a Time Are you thinking about surviving the entire year? Overwhelming. The whole month? Still too much. Break it down into tiny pieces: just survive the day. If that’s still too hard, just make it to your next snack break. From snacks to snacks, you can make it through ...