Reality TV can often get a bad rep for being overdramatic and scripted but let's face it, the shows can be a little addictive. Yes, the shows are pre-planned and the explosive drama is for the ratings, but rather than indulge in drama in our personal lives, isn't it better to vent those suppressed frustrations by watching other people fight and be melodramatic.
Aside from all the scripted drama, there may be something you can still learn from Reality TV.
Here are some of the lessons Reality TV can teach you:
1) Look for True Love in tropical islands
Ah, true love comes up in the most unexpected moments, like in a posh villa on an island.
There isn't much to do, so why not strike up a relationship with someone.
At that moment, it is going to feel like true love. You get to hang out with that special someone on an island, cut away from the whole world. So, of course, it's going to be magical.
It's when you come back from that island of magical dreams and fantasy that true love is put to the test.
2) How to make a dramatic exit
The best way to end an argument is by making a dramatic exit. It helps if you have a clever line to go with it and preferably get in the last word.
Then, simply walk off to the next room and slam the door.
How great is that! This maneuver works when you have a point to make. Always make sure no one follows you to continue the argument or that you are in a room with no doors.
Always practice some good comeback lines. You never know when you will need them.
3) How to escalate arguments
It could start as what glass to use to drink water but if reality TV has taught you anything it is that the argument can get so much better if you bring up something that annoyed you a week ago or a better yet, an error made three years ago.
Reality TV can guide you on how to make small arguments into full-blown fights that end with tears.
4) How to reveal your outfits
You've paid for the dress, and now it's time to flaunt it. In fact, reality TV will show you that every dress you bring should get a grand introduction with music. And those you are showing it to should be applauding and showering praises on you.
5) Film your emotions
Why cry or have a tirade in privacy? Let the whole world in to see what's happening behind closed doors.
Better yet, wouldn't it be exciting if people comment on your personal life. All of it is achievable only if you film every part of your life, share your secrets, and never cry in private.
6) Come up with a catchphrase to use in every situation
The best way to become memorable is to come up with a catchy phrase you can use in any situation.
Example: Me Unscripted.
Of course, you're following a script for yourself, but that shouldn't stop you from using your catchphrase in every situation.
Just keep using your catchphrase until it sticks.
For example, if anyone asks the way you want for lunch, just say the name of the dish, and then that's what I like. It's me unscripted .
Eventually, people will find you either annoying or a creator of a catchy phrase.
7) Throw or break something when you are angry
You're not angry enough until you want to break something. And nothing sends a message better than slamming something against the wall.
It says I'm smashing things so I don't hit anyone else. You're not only showing you're angry but also that you are controlling your violent temper by smashing something else.
Just be careful about what you break. If it's something expensive, then that will take the focus away from you.
That's what we've learned from reality TV, right. They're always breaking plates and glasses instead of expensive stuff.
8) Have a cooking disaster
If there is one thing Reality TV has taught us that the easiest way to create drama is to cook an elaborate meal.
Chances are pretty slim that the new recipe you're trying is going to go exactly as planned. There are dirty dishes sitting in the corner, the counters are a mess, and whatever is in the oven is burning.
There is crying involved, spilling uncooked food in the sink, and overflowing trash.
The second someone else comes into the kitchen, involve them in the drama as well.
Let the entire neighborhood know that your cooking experiment failed miserably.
9) Eye-rolling is the key
Eye-rolling is a natural reaction when you hear something absurd. But reality TV has shown us that eye-rolling every time shows how little patience you have for everything.
It's the quickest way to irk someone and start an argument.
10) Secrets are meant to be shared
Secrets are meant to be kept private in movies and TV shows.
In reality TV, secrets are meant to be shared with everyone so that the person who entrusted you with a private thought can feel properly betrayed.
And when they confront you about speaking publicly about it, always make a big deal about it and gaslight them so that they feel bad about sharing secrets with you.
Your friendship will meet with a hurdle. But by the next episode...I mean, the next day, everything will be sorted out.
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